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icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-05-28 04:00 pm'She started fake sneezing': Entitled passenger claims to be "allergic" to airplane cat, but rule-fo
After a long, cross-country journey filled with delays, one pawsitively patient kitty and her devoted pawrent finally boarded their second and final flight…only for things to get catty fast. Just as the plane doors closed, a fellow passenger marched to the front to complain about the feline on board. Cue dramatic gasps and exaggerated sneezing.
Despite the cat being tucked away in her carrier (as per airline policy), the woman demanded special attention due to her supposed cat allergy. The cat's pawrent, sitting right up front, politely confirmed she had her cat and explained that the animal would remain secured and nowhere near the passenger. Still, the drama purred on. The woman continued to insist her needs "should take priority over a cat's," even though the HEPA-filtered cabin posed minimal risk.
Let's be honest: this whisker-thin complaint wasn't about danger. It was about drama. Cats may be divisive, but this little traveler was just minding her own paws and staying within the rules. In the end, the cat stayed, the flight took off, and the faux sneezing didn't fool anyone. Sounds like the real allergy was to common courtesy.
Final verdict? That kitty earned her wings. The drama queen in row 20? Not so much.
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icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-05-28 03:00 pm'Do you think she could trust us again?' New pawrents worry after recently adopted shelter cat's bat
This newly adopted shelter kitty sounds like a real sweetheart. Full of energy, curiosity, and ready to pounce on backyard adventures. She's trusting and cuddly, always eager to watch the world through the glass door and explore whenever given the chance. But after a little escape and an unexpected bath, her behavior has taken a dramatic turn.
Bath time, as many cat pawrents know, is often a dreaded ordeal. When she made a break for the litterbox and jumped right in, it was clear she was trying to find some comfort in a stressful moment. Now, nearly 20 hours later, she's acting skittish and cautious, startled by every noise and hesitant to move around. She's still taking treats and occasionally playing, but it's clear she's not quite herself.
Her new pawrents are understandably nervous they may have traumatized her. The once confident and playful feline has become wary and distant, leaving them worried about whether she'll ever fully trust and feel safe with them again. It's a tough spot, filled with lots of hope that their furry friend will soon bounce back to her happy, loving self.
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icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-05-28 02:00 pm22 Mood-Boosting Feline Funnies Fur When You Need a Good Giggle
Life can be tough at times. Things get you down, you feel the weight of the world resting on your shoulders. And in that moment, all you really need to remember that there is some good left in this world is a good giggle. Just that little bit of innocent laughter that in an instant can remind you of why you are carrying that weight in the first place. And the only way we know how to elicit a genuinely good giggle is with the aid of mood-boosting feline funnies such as the ones we have prepawed for you today.
Our funny feline friends have been working day and night to pose in the most ridiculous poses, to set the most surprising traps and to create the most comedic moments for your viewing pleasure. So sit back, relax and let their feline energy lift you up where you belong. After all, love does lift us up to where we belong, at least according to Jennifer Warnes and Joe Cocker.
icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-05-28 01:00 pmNow That's What I Call Cat: 26 Cuddly Cat Memes for Your Feline Loving Soul
Tis the middle of the week and for all your hard work thus far in the working week you more than deserve a tasty feline treat. And what better treat than a definitive list of some of the cuddliest cattos that the internet has to offer? Because when you are feeling down, or downtrodden thanks to the many messages, deadlines and demands that are on your head, there is only one thing that can shoo those blues away.
And that is a collection of cute n cuddle cat memes to fill your feline loving soul. So step away from what you are doing, find a quiet spot to curl up in, because cats only cuddle those who curl. And settle in for a few fleeting minutes of fur baby bliss. What more could you want from a wednesday afternoon in the office?
icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-05-28 12:00 pm16-year-old female cat needed eye removal for health reasons, her hearty hooman dad was conflicted a
When people adopt an itty bitty kitty, they make a life-long commitment. At least as life-long as their cat's lifespan of nine lives. It might not be as long as our lives, but when someone takes on the responsibility of becoming a cat pawrent, they take on the commitment that will last for all of the cat's life - and that's a lot. But we love our fluffy babies like nothing else, and we know cat pawrents will do anything for their floofy friends of many years, even when they grow old.
Having an old cat at home is not like having a young one, and just like old people - elderly cats develop various health issues that come with age. This happened to a lovely old cat with a dedicated hooman dad. He adopted her when he was only 16-year-old, but now he's 32, married with kids, and his cat is actually 16, like he was. Now, 16 means this cat is getting old, and with this seniority she started developing very painful eye problems. Her hooman dad was hurting for her, and after consulting with two veterinarians - they surgically removed the cat's eyes, to remove the pain she was in.
This hearty hooman was still conflicted with this decision - and of course he would, who wouldn't? He might have two little kids, but this cat was his first baby. She's been under his care for 16 years, and it seems he loves her more than anything. But now that the cat is blind, she's disoriented while she tries to get used to her new condition. Her hooman dad turned to the online feline family, and asked - "Did I do the right thing?"
Oh, the online feline family. We love the global cat community, and we don't have words to describe how much. They came to the rescue of this hearty father like thousands of knights in shining armor. They affirmed him in his decision to alleviate his baby cat's pain, to let her live her remaining years in peace and pain-free. Even people from the veterinary field told him he did right by her, by giving her the treatment she so desperately needed. We could only wish this cat and her dad the best remainder of the days they have left together.
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icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-05-28 10:00 amEntitled house guest disrespects owner's precious pet, and before the pawrent can kick them out, the
Hey there, feline fam. Our home is open to anyone in need, but we do have one very impurrtant rule: the cats are the rulers of the house, and whatever they say, goes. No, you can't shoo the cat away because you want to sit in its chair, and yes, we will clean, but their hair is everywhere. It's impawssible to keep it 100% clean. As long as you respect the cats and our home, you are welcome to stay under our roof.
However, if you break any of those rules, it's not us you have to watch out for - it's our cats. They are sneaky, sly little minions of chaos that are not afraid to take matters into their own paws. They are the judge and jury. They will make you wish that we kicked you out. And you know what? You probably deserve whatever justice they are going to dole out to you. The kitty in this story did just that, they took revenge into their own paws after one entitled house guest disrespected them… and the one house rule. Find out what happened below!
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icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-05-28 09:00 am'I don't know what I was thinking': Beautiful stray cat with unique fur pattern steals the heart of
Howdy, feline fam. Just like in Harry Potter, most of the time, the cat chooses the purrson and not the other way around. We're referring to the famous scene where Harry "chooses" his wand, but Ollivander tells Harry that it's the wand that chooses the wizard. You may think that you're the one doing the choosing when you go to pick up a shelter cat, but those cats have already judged you four times over before you even locked eyes with them. They already decided if they were going to come up and "let you" pick them.
In the story below, a beautiful stray cat with a unique swirly pattern befriended a neighborhood resident. They convinced the purrson to let them inside, and that was that. The cat, in a matter of minutes, took over the house and convinced the hooman to let them stay. We all know that there is no arguing with a cat, so we wish these two a pawsitively happy life together. Read through the whole story by scrolling down!
icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-05-28 06:00 am20 Throwback Cat Memes Every Feline Fanatic Could Relate To
Oh, cat memes. One of the best things on the internet. Funny cat memes are one of the things that keeps us going - day in and day out. We start as many of our mornings as we can by laughing at silly cat memes. Because it's good for us. Because it's good for our souls. And because it fills us with this warm, soft, comfortable feeling of nostalgia, reminding us of the time that we were younger, of the time some of these memes first popped up. It reminds us that, even with things seem crazy, there is still good in the world.
And there are still cats. And there is still access - because that's how the internet is set up - to all of the most nostalgic cat memes that we love. So, here are a few of them. We have put together a few of those memes that really… gave us that feeling this past week. And we hope they fill you with that same feeling too.
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icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-05-28 01:00 amCouple saves a hurt cat from the street, discover it belongs to their neighbors, who in turn accuse
Even if sometimes we act out of a pure heart and kindness, the outcome of our actions is not at all what we expect it to be, and we just have to deal with it. We can only control what we do, and not how others react to it, so we must try our best and hope that the next time will be better. Hopefully, even after an unfortunate interaction, people do not stop doing kind deeds for others; they would simply continue to hope they are met with kindness in return in the future.
That is the advice we would have given the couple in the story below, after they did what they thought was a kind act, but were met with the opposite of gratitude. After they saved the life of a cat they found out in the street, they assumed they were going to keep it. But when they found out that the cat actually belonged to their neighbors, they at least expected the neighbors to be grateful that they found and saved their cat.
What ended up happening was a series of events that proved that these neighbors are not great people. Keep scrolling to understand what we mean by that…
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icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-05-28 11:00 am30 Blissfully Brainless Orange Cat Memes for When You Need to Turn Your Thoughts Off
Oh, the blissful existence of orange cats is… well, a bliss. Imagine walking through life with not a single worry, because you don't have the brain capacity to worry about things. To not have even a single brain cell between your cute triangle ears to worry about the menace you cause to society. Being a brainless orange cat sounds like a blissful existence to us.
But being such an orange cat, still waiting for their turn with the single orange brain cell, can have its consequences. Rememebr the very orange fears that orange cats have? We're 100% sure they were caused because these orange cats didn't have even one brain cell to tell them that "The ceiling fan cannot hurt you", or "The nop is an inanimate object". Orange cats be orange catting.
But what's eternally blissful about all this brainless situation is that we get to have orange cat memes. They're a manace like the cats depicted in them, full of hissterical feline funnies of brainless orange cats, that are way too orange.
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icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-05-28 08:00 amWorried mom spend $4,000 after orange goober cat swallows sewing needle, and after a sleepless night
We don't know how we're going to have hooman children one day if we can barely keep our heads on straight with our feline ones. Seriously. Last week one of our cats all but stopped eating for a few days, so we took her to the vet to see if something was wrong. $400 later, the vet told us she just has a tummy-ache from eating too quickly. As soon as we got home, she started eating again and then attempted to climb to the top of the curtains. We think it's safe to say she's feeling better.
This is a purrfectly calm story compared to the night these pawrents had. They spent a sleepless (and very expensive) night at the emergency vet after their orange brain-cell-less goober cat decided to chomp down on mom's cross-stitching needle. But luckily, thanks to the quick actions of mom and dad, this ginger goofball is back to being as healthy as a horse. Scroll down to read the full story below!
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icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-05-28 07:00 am'I thought it was a dog because I saw its legs first, but it was a puma. A puma': Wild cougar breaks
This story, friends, is why we keep telling everyone that, one day, we will end up on the news for trying to pet something that we shouldn't. Because there is no way that we would not have tried making friends with this puma. And it's not our fault that we want to do this! Not totally… It's just that we keep seeing videos of people cuddling with cheetahs, and people hanging out with lions, and of people adopting rescued black panthers, and it just means… that it's pawssible to be friends with big cats. It's pawssible.
This story is an oldie but goodie that re-popped up on the internet recently and for good reason. Because although you wouldn't think that a cougar breaking into someone's house would be cute, it totally was. No one was hurt, and the puma, more than anything, was interested in being the cat that she is and destroying some blinds. Because that's what cats do, no matter what size they are.
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icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-05-27 07:00 pm‘He's shivering’: Stray cat gets stuck 4 stories up on a Boston brownstone for 12 hours, helpful hoo
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icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-05-27 04:00 pm'They said she was a sweet kitty. But I know the truth': Secretly spicy cat is affectionate with eve
Living with a partner's pet can be a pawblem, especially when the furmidable feline in question seems to have declared war. This man moved in with his girlfriend of two years and things are great between them... except for her cat, who clearly didn't get the "cohabitation harmony" memo. While the once-shy rescue kitty is a lap cat to his girlfriend, she's a full-blown ankle-hunting menace to him. We're talking surprise bites, stealth ambushes, and an obsession with sabotaging anything he needs. His chair, his backpack, even his suitcase, which she insists on packing herself into.
What's truly mystifying is that this cat is calm with everyone else, including vets. So what gives? Is he cursed? Covered in invisible tuna oil? He's baffled and borderline defeated, fearing the cat's disdain might doom the relationship.
At this point, all he wants is a peace treaty. Not a pawlitical war. Maybe some boundaries, more playtime (that doesn't involve his ankles), or even a feline behaviorist could help. But one thing's for sure: if he wants to stay in this relationship, he's gotta win over the real boss of the house. Furmidable claws and all.
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icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-05-27 03:00 pm'I just didn't see how a cat lover and a cat hater could ever really work': Woman ends relationship
Everyone has their red flags indicator when dating. That moment when someone says something and you just go, "Uh oh." For this cat lover, the red flag showed up fast: after nearly a week of fun, flirty messaging with a guy she met online, he suddenly dropped a dealbreaker. He hated cats. Worse, he said that if they were going to date, she'd either have to come to his place only, or put her cat outside when he visited.
That was all it took for her to call it off. Because while the guy may have been funny and charming, he clearly didn't respect the fact that her cat was family. Telling someone to boot their pet out of their own home is the dating equivalent of hissing at the welcome mat.
Now, years later, someone told her she may have thrown away a "potentially good relationship." But what kind of good relationship starts by asking you to abandon your values… or your cat? She trusted her instincts and chose loyalty to her furry roommate over a man with a serious cattitude problem. And honestly? That's the kind of purrsonal boundary we can all admire.
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