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Posted by Laurent Shinar

One of the most incredible traits of our cute cat children is their ability to switch off their minds and let their intrusive thoughts hold a party in the now vacant space where their mind once was.

It is an incredible ability to get out of one's head that would serve us hardworking hoomans rather well considering how we have the tendency to build things up in our heads that have nothing to do with the reality we actually live in. but unlike our cat colleagues, we do have the ability to choose what we do and how we do it. And that means we can take in a collection of chaotic cat child sillies and use them as a mental vacation to get out of our own heads and rest from the work week. So take a moment away from what you were doing and let your mind vacate space in your brain for these hissterical felines.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

This story is a real claw-shredder. A well-meaning hooman thought it'd be a cute idea to adopt a kitten—or two—with her fiancé, who's a certified cat guy. She, on the other paw, has always been more of a dachshund devotee and knitting queen. The feline duo moved in, pounced on hearts…and then pounced on yarn.

At first, the kittens limited their mischief to loose balls of yarn. Then they started chomping through bags, gnawing wooden needles, and recently, one of them devoured a special project made with Swiss yarn. Hissteria ensued.

She's adapted and adjusted: switching bags, securing supplies, sacrificing her former craft room. Meanwhile, her fiancé's video game setup stays purrfectly untouched. The cats are living their best nine lives while she's living in a stress loop of tangled threads and resentment.

Despite knowing pet ownership is a commitment, she's starting to question if she and these yarn-chompers are a mismatch. She doesn't want to be the villain, but the claws are out and not just on the cats. Is it time to rehome, or is she just feeling frayed at the edges?

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Black cats are a blessing. It is long rumored that black cats bring bad luck, but nothing could be further from the truth. Black cats are a true blessing of cuteness, beauty, and lots of feline funnies. We asked the black cat pawrents around the office why having a black cat is such a blessing, and these are our favorite answers, in no particular order:

  1. "I was gaming in the dark and was sure my cat was lounging next to me on the table. Every time I lost, I talked it through with my cat, like she was there to help me through the frustration. After I turned the game off, I realized I was talking to my crumpled black sweatshirt all along."
     
  2. "A couple of nights ago, I was about to fall asleep when I felt my absolute unit of a cat jump onto the bed. He usually does that when I'm falling asleep, so I was not surprised, but this time - he was climbing onto my chest, putting his face an inch from mine, and releasing the loudest meow out of his mouth. I opened my eyes in horror and saw nothing but his glowing eyes in the darkness of his fur and the room. With his chonker weight pressing on my chest, I thought that this is what paralysis demon must feel like."
     
  3. "My partner and I were looking for my void cat everywhere for a few minutes, just because I wondered where she could be. We called her name a few times, and nothing. She doesn't usually respond to her name, but we walked around the house, looking in her usual hiding spots and napping places, we couldn't find her. I started worrying, but then my partner called me and pointed to the turned-off TV - lo and behold, my cat was just sitting in front of the black screen in complete camouflage. Panic averted."
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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Is there a more funny creature than a cat? We're pretty sure the answer is no, there isn't a funnier creature. Cats are the supreme rulers of comedy in the animal kingdom, with their superb silliness and their prevailing hissterical humor. Cats are the funniest, that's for sure. And if someone still doesn't believe that they are, all you need to do is ask them: "What is the most memeified animal? Which animal brings the most LOLs to the internet? What type of meme is the most popular across all age groups, countries, and interests?" The answer to all of these, of course, is cats.

Cat memes are the number one cat comedy bringers. Without cat memes, the internet would've been a much sadder, bleaker place. These pixilated cats bring cat comedy to all humans without discrimination. And they're not just… there. No, they're actually funny. The internet is full of so many feline funnies for a reason - we love them. All of us, all of humanity, feel better for cat memes being around.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

Never are we happier than waking up and realizing it's Furiday, feline fam. Our second happiest meowrning is on Caturday, but we know Caturday is coming. By the time we get to Furiday, we're not sure which way is up or what day it is. But when we finally get there, it's a purrfectly joyous occasion. It means that it's the last day of the work week and we get a fresh batch of lol-worthy cat memes cooked up by our I Can Has Cheezburger family.

And, oh boy, have y'all been cooking recently! This week's serving of silly cattos in meme form might be their silliest yet. Thank you, Lol-catters for keeping the pawsome tradition of Lolcats alive. You will be remembered for generations to come, cats will tell their kittens of your glorious memes, and their kittens will tell their kittens, so on and so forth. But for now, we've got some pawsitively hissterical memes to enjoy - so we hope you have a purrfectly silly Furiday and meowgical weekend!

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Here at ICHC, we are big believers in the cat distribution system. We have heard one too many stories of cats showing up out of nowhere and adopting people who never wanted anything to do with them, to not believe in the CDS. Cats choose their humans, not the other way around. That is a fact. And people can argue, people can say that it is silly, but we will continue to stand on that statement, and every single day, we will continue to be proven right. 

Like today - once again, the CDS has been proven to exist. So many people online told this person that the "stray" cat who walked up to them and sat straight in their lap cannot actually be a stray, that it has to already belong to someone, that this person has not been chosen but is actually possessing someone else's feline. So many people said it, and all of these people were wrong. This person has been blessed by the CDS, and we just know that their friendship with this cat is going to be pawmazing. 

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Happy meowrning, everyone, and welcome back to the cutest thing you will see on the internet all week. This is one of our favorite segments to write, because it is just so full of pawsitivity and wholesomeness. It makes us happy to make it, and it makes you happy to read through it. Because there is not a single cat person out there who would not smile at a whole bunch of cats finding their furrever homes. It's time to meet the newly adopted faces of the week, everyone! 

Every single week, we bring you a whole new collection of the cutest, newest cat adoption stories on the web. And every single week, seeing these felines find their homes brings us so much so, so every single week, we say thank you to you guys - to each and every person who adopted. And as always, an even bigger thank you goes out to everyone who adopted the "impurrfect cats" - the senior cats, the sick cats, the cats that have behavioral issues, and every other feline who needs a little more care than most. You have done an amazing thing, and we wish you all many happy and healthy years together.

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Posted by Elna McHilderson

Becoming a father is a very huge responsibility. You have to dedicate a lot of your time and sleep to raising a small being. This is even the case when you become a pet parent. And it's very different types of parenting according to each age. You're not going to parent a newborn the same way you parent a teenager. That's crazy, and weird tbh… Anyway, take this guy who has taken on the position as the father to a newborn kitten. 

 

This isn't his first kitty rodeo, he has always loved cats and already has two of his own! But this kitten is fresh out of the oven. She's itty bitty and very needy. She needs to be fed regularly, stimulated to go to the bathroom, shown lots of love, kept warm, etc. It's not an easy job for just anybody! But this guy is not only up for the challenge, he seems to be enjoying every second of it. He loves being a kitten papa so much, that he documents his days raising the tiny feline friend. POVs of mornings, evenings, and nights with his furry baby. See some below and check out more updates here

 

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Posted by Lana DeGaetano

Cats are a part of our families once we sign our names on the adoption papers' dotted lines. If you come to an agreement with those you live with, especially your spouse or partner, they can't suddenly rip that agreement to shreds seven years later—that would be absurd. Pawrents know that our felines are our prized children, and we aren't willing to re-home any animal we've been with if they're not a problem in the household. The only problem in this next story is the pawrent's wife, who is telling him to re-home his cat after seven years of ownership.

The wife's reasoning is that she is pregnant and now worried about toxoplasmosis, which in most cases is safely preventable. Many pregnant women get up close and personal with their felines, and the husband thinks this is a copout reason. He explains that his wife never really wanted to bond with their cat, Milo, but understood he was part of the deal. There's no getting rid of one of his feline children—and he makes sure she knows that.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Roommates. They can be your best friends or your biggest catastrophe. This pawrent recently adopted a pawsitively adorable bonded pair of siblings and is doing all the work—feeding, scooping, brushing, and giving them tons of love. But this hooman's roommate has taken quite a liking to the sister cat and keeps shutting her in his room. Sometimes overnight. Sometimes when he's not even home. The poor kitty ends up missing meals, skipping the litter box, and getting separated from her brother, who turns into a nervous wreck without her.

Even after being asked to check before closing doors, the roommate brushes it off with "oops" comments and says things like "she's mine" or "maybe I'll take her." That's not just a furball of a misunderstanding. It's a real concern. These two cats are a bonded duo and need to stay together with full access to food, water, and each other.

The owner's frustration is totally valid. It's time for a firm but kind conversation to set some clear boundaries. Cats deserve comfort, freedom, and stability, not mixed signals and closed doors. This isn't just about cuddle rights. It's about doing what's best for the cats. Paws down.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Saddle up, partner! These meowvelous cowboy cats are trotting straight into your heart, probably after knocking something off the table for dramatic effect. With tiny hats and even tinier paws, these feline cowpokes are the real deal. Whether they're out on the prowl or curled up in a sunbeam saloon, they're serving looks and lassoing laughs.

Each cat brings their own brand of hissterical frontier charm. Some are lone whisker'd wanderers chasing tumblefurs across the floor, while others are full-time meowrshals keeping order from the top of the fridge. Got a rogue hair tie or a rebellious feather toy? These cowkitties will round it up faster than you can say "yeehaw."

With a steady paw, a fierce glare, and a hat full of cattitude, they're ready to conquer the wild indoors. Just beware the stare-downs, silent judgment, and sudden zoomies. This isn't their first rodeo.

So dust off your boots, grab a snack, and enjoy this paw-some parade of feline frontier fashion. These cats aren't kitten around. They're the purrfessional sheriffs of cute, and they've come to take the internet by storm one slow blink at a time.

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

In life we can so easily take things too seriously. Of course, there are many things in life that are serious, but the lighter that we can be in our lives the happier we can be. Which is likely why cats and birds, two of the lightest creatures relative to their size, are some of the happiest creatures on the planet, well, except for when they are not. But when they are, it is a level of elation that we could only hope to experience.

But what that means for us feline fanatical hoomans is that whenever we need, we can indulge our eyeballs in a little cat child comedy and relieve the stresses and weight of our daily lives. Which is why we made this list of fabulous feline funnies, such that it will be here and present for you when you find yourself in need of a good giggle.

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Well done hardworking hooman, you have made it to the day before, the day before the weekend. An achievement that is not to be sniffed at, and one that not everyone has made this week. And while your manager might not think it appropriate to celebrate such an achievement, we most certainly do, and we have prepawed quite the special treat for you to celebrate.

It is of course this timeless collection of cute cat memes that serve to buoy your spirits, calm your mind, comfort your soul and reenergize your mind. So find yourself a feline-approved spot (far from people, tight and cozy, preferably with the option for a blanket), and curl up with these pawdorable cat children for your Thursday treat. 

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

What would we do in a world without cat memes? Well, someone would have to invent this concept, because it's pretty hard not to combine the pure hilarity of cats and the virality potential of internet memes. If we've lived in a world where cat memes don't exist, they'd have to be invented at some point, this way or another.

But what about a world that doesn't have either cats or memes? First of all, we refuse to think of a world with no cats. But a world with no memes? That was true for most of history. We're surprised stone-chiseled cat memes were not a thing before the memes on the internet came into existence. So yes, we really think that in a world where cat memes didn't exist - they would exist. In one way or another. At some point in time.

Think about how lucky we all are to live in a time where funny cat memes don't just exist - they practically rule the internet with an iron fist. So why not enjoy some silly feline funnies while we're at it?

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Posted by Blake Seidel

There are two things that will always make us happy if you give them to us: chocolate and cats. We will never not be happy if you show up randomly with either of those two things. Now, we already have four cats at home, so a fifth cat might end up being a bit of a shock, but we would never say no to a kitty in need. Especially if you rescued the poor thing from neglectful neighbors or something like that. So when we saw this story of a boyfriend surprising his cat-loving girlfriend with an itty bitty kitten, we couldn't not share it with you.

This girlfriend has always wanted a cat, but could never have one. Her family wouldn't allow it, then she lived with roommates, then in an apartment where pets were not purrmitted, but now, she and her boyfriend are finally living in their own place (congratulations!). For this anniversary, he wanted to pick out the purrfect present, and decided to surprise her with the kitten below. This, gentleman, is how you do it right.

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

In our defense… we have seen a whole lot of stories about cats coming in between people in relationships. We really have. We've seen people unable to handle being "second" to the cat in relationships. We have seen people tell their partners that it's either them or the cat. We have even seen people - uneducated, strange, inconsiderate people - call their partners unhygienic because of their cats - because kissing their little foreheads is apparently gross or something. It happens. It happens all the time, and people break up with their partners because of pets all the time too. 

So, when we saw a viral post online about a boyfriend telling the world that his girlfriend calls his cat ugly… we believed it. We didn't think it could turn out to be one of the most wholesome stories that we have seen in a while. We are glad that we were fooled. We are glad that we were surprised. And we are so glad for this cat, who could have been stuck in a shelter for many more years, that he found loving owners like these two. 

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