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Posted by Sarah Brown

From the fast lane to the feline lane, meet Dodge, the tiniest traffic-dodging furball with a heart-melting meow and motor oil perfume. This whiskered warrior was spotted in the middle of a busy intersection, curled up in fear with cars whizzing by. His rescuer didn't paws for a second. Hazards on, door open, and scooped him up like a true meowtorist hero. Covered in grime and oozing "stray energy," Dodge was whisked to safety, given food, a warm bath, and now rests royally in a guest bathroom kingdom complete with a heated throne.

Despite having a full cat house already, this rescuer's heart has clearly grown a few paw sizes. But let's not furget the real catastrophe: an unexpected fifth feline just before a two-week vacation. Nothing says "relaxing getaway" like packing a suitcase and a litter box.

With a vet visit, vaccines, and bills looming like a laser pointer out of reach, Dodge has clearly pounced his way into this home and heart. May your trip planning be swift and your wallet somewhat forgiving.

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Intrusive thoughts are quite the heavy load to handle. You never know quite when they will jump out of the proverbial bushes, nor do we know for how long they would intend on hanging around, but the one thing we can be certain off is that if we are susceptible to them, they will be coming at the most in opportune moments. But it is not just us hoomans who have hardships with intrusive thoughts. Our feline friends have just as many problems with them as we do, if not more.

For you see, in the simple mind of a cat child, there is not a lot of action most of the time. In fact, most of the time, their minds can be easily satisfied by just watching what is happening from the window. So you can imagine how intense it is got a single brain celled cat to suddenly be surrounded by an intrusive thought. They have no way to negate its will and are ultimately destined to succumb to its demands. What a tough way to live.

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Hello cat lovers, feline fanatic fans, and crazy cat ladies who have a whole tribe of cats in their house. You all know what's good - cats. Cats are the most wholesome creature you can hang around with, and if you have at least one feline friend at home - it's like you won life. You have a cuddly baby with a wholesome demeanor who accepts pets as a show of love. Isn't this the most wholesome thing a hooman can experience? We certainly think so.

When you have such a cute creature in your house, it's hard to feel sad. Having a cutie patootie cat with you is a blessing, since they radiate happiness. When you have a floofy friend by your side, it's like having a constant source of joy next to you.

Now, we're very well aware that not everybody has cats in their lives. Sad, we know, but it's reality. But don't worry, if you don't have a cat right next to you, you can always look at some wholesome cat memes to have this cat happiness with you.

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Oh, cats and food. It's like this song, "Love and Marriage", you cannot have one without the other. Not in the sense that cats go on without food, like, of course, they're living beings. But in the sense that cats are true foodies. They know the difference between the simple brown pebbles that fill their bowls, and a true Fancy Feast delight. And not just that - they always know when you get a piece of chicken or pastrami out of the fridge. They'll make sure to let you know you need to give them a piece, or the whole thing, like they deserve.

It's true that foodie felines are all around us, we know that because they make it very clear when we have something they want to eat, but it doesn't mean we don't love them. On the contrary, we want more foodie felines around us - the more, the meowrrier. That is why we cannot stop looking at funny foodie feline memes, which fill our hearts with humor like the food fills the cats' stomachs.

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Having an indoor-outdoor cat is always a calculation, it's always a risk. And sure, there are the obvious risks of the cat running away, the cat getting lost, the cat getting hurt, but these are not the risks we are talking about. Having an indoor-outdoor cat might mean that your cat… could have a summer vacation home. Your cat will be visiting your neighbors on a regular basis, your cat might adopt a second family under your nose, your cat may cause mayhem in the neighborhood, and you will only find out about it in retrospect. 

Usually, these interactions are funny. Harmless. But not always. Cats… their behavior is, for the most part, predictable. Neighbors, on the other hand, not so much. And an interaction that you think is entirely pawsitive and harmless can turn into something vastly different very, very quickly. Just like it did in this story. Be careful with who you let around your cats, guys, because not everyone has pure intentions.  

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

In this life, the only way to truly live and love is by giving from your heart. When you make a meal for a loved one, help out a colleague with a problem or even just chat with an old friend who could do with some emotional venting, you are always giving from your heart.

And eventually, whether we like it or not, we end up running on empty, because you cannot keep giving without taking something back for yourself. So we wanted to help you out and pawtect your purrfect heart with this list of heart-filling feline funnies fur when you are running on empty. These wholesome cattos care not for the contents of your heart, at best they want crunchies, but what they are great for is filling your heart to the brim with beautiful, bouncy feline energy. One can only imagine how lost we would be in this world without cats to comfort us.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

Every cat owner knows that one of the main advantages of having cats over dogs is that they are self-sufficient. You can stay stress-free while spending 8+ hours at work while your fluffy felines nap at home, and then enjoy their screams for food as you walk in the door. You can even go away for a weekend every once in a while with just someone to check in on them and make sure they have enough food and water. Dogs, however, need walks in the middle of the day and are not the best at staying home alone. 

That doesn't mean that you can go away for multiple days at a time, constantly, and expect them to be okay. No house cat is that self-sufficient. That's why the flatmate in the story below is deciding to confront her roommate about being a bad pawrent - she leaves her cat alone for multiple days at a time, constantly, and just recently was gone for 9 days. Do you think she should say something? Read through all the details below.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

We always knew we wanted to have a bunch of cats, even when we were kids. Our mom and dad were dog lovers, and don't get us wrong, we loved our pets. But we always wished for a kitten (or five) to play with. Well, now that we're adults, we can have all that and more! We're currently a father to four pawsitively purrfect kitties - one we found randomly at a construction site, two we adopted from a shelter, and one we took from a friend's cat that had kittens.

Anyway, that desire to be a pawrent is a strong feeling that you can't deny. Sometimes, it's so strong that the Cat Distribution System hears your soul's cries for cats to love, and it presents you with your deepest desire. While walking in the middle-of-nowhere Arizona, one woman heard 'the tiniest of cries' and found three tiny kittens stuck in a PVC pipe. She rescued them, adopted them, and well, the rest is history. Scroll down to see the full story below!

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Posted by Sarah Brown

This devoted pawrent is seriously feline the ache of missing her soulmate cat, who's been living with her parents for the past few years. After spending his early years as an indoor apartment kitty curled up with her, life's chaos whiskered them apart. Now, after years of uncertainty and couch-surfing, she's finally settled with a loving partner, a spacious two-floor apartment, and dreams of reuniting with her beloved boy.

The tricky bit? Her cat's been half-outdoor at her parents' place (despite not really loving the outdoors or the other pets), and the idea of whisking him away, especially without her father's support, feels stressful. Still, it's clear the bond hasn't faded. During a rare visit, her cat instantly melted into her arms. Talk about purrfect love.

Now she's wondering: should she ask her mom to bring him for a slow, snuggly trial stay? She wants to do right by her feline bestie, but also can't ignore the growing urge to bring him home, once and fur all.

Honestly? This sounds like a reunion meant to be. He chose her once. With care, patience, and treats, he'll likely choose her again.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Few things are as magical as when a cat transforms into a perfect little purrito, wrapped snug and cozy in a soft blanket, radiating pure feline bliss! Seeing your furball all rolled up like a warm, fuzzy tortilla with paws tucked in tight and whiskers twitching in dreamland is irresistibly adorable. It's like a feline fiesta of comfort, the ultimate cat cuddle moment!

Whether it's a mid-afternoon nap or a late-night cuddle session, purritos bring a whole new meaning to "wrapped with love." Plus, they're surprisingly versatile. Some cats prefer a loose fold, while others like a tight wrap that could rival any burrito joint's best roll. Either way, it's a paw-some reminder that cats are masters of relaxation and the kings and queens of cozy.

So next time you see your kitty all bundled up, resist the urge to unroll them . After all, who wouldn't want to be a purrito? It's the cat's way of saying, "I'm comfy, I'm content, and this cozy little bundle is my happy place." Long live the purrito, the fluffiest, most adorable wrap in the cat kingdom!

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Four months after the painful loss of a beloved indoor cat to cancer, this cat lover is grappling with an emotional dilemma. A friend's cat, once cherished, has been pushed aside since the arrival of a new baby. She's now confined mostly to the kitchen or left outdoors, met with shouting if she tries to come inside. It's clear the cat is no longer getting the love or attention she needs, and the poster is heartbroken watching her live this way.

The thought of taking her in is tempting, especially since the cat was mostly an indoor pet before, but the timing feels complicated. Not only is the grief of losing a pet still fresh, but the cat's recent outdoor lifestyle raises concerns. Would it be cruel to transition her back to a life indoors, even with access to a catio? The poster worries about the cat's quality of life, and also about the emotional weight of adopting again so soon.

It's a tough, heartfelt situation to balance compassion, grief, and what's best for the cat. But the care and thought going into the decision already show the kind of home any animal would be lucky to have.

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Often on this page we do our best to help you handle the hardships of working life. Managing the meetings, dampening the drama of deadlines and reducing the repugnance of reports. But today we want to help you flip the script, because sometimes like when you have a clawminal cat child, the only way your belligerent boss is going to learn that they had better leave you alone and stop bother you is to get all up in their face, matching their maddening energy and giving them a taste of their own medicine.

So we made this list of feisty feline funnies that you can channel when you are ignorantly ignoring your boss. So get yourself a pen and paper to note down your favorite feline feistiness to keep in your pocket for later. Just make sure to use them wisely.

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Being a pawrent is a tall order in this world. Not only are you tasked with the trouble of working through the week, but in all and any of the limited free time you actually have leftover, you end up caring and chasing after your cat or hooman child. And with all that calamity and chaos surrounding you the very first thing you need is just one simple and sweet minute to yourself.

Which is exactly what we figured you might need, and so we made this list of chill cat memes for pawrents such as yourselves who just need a minute. Because there is nothing more restorative and refreshing than being reminded that cat and hooman children can be chill, and that if you keep on keeping on, you too might manage to make it to the point where your child calms down too.

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Oh, man. This night will never end. It started with us trying to go to sleep normally, but then our cat decided to jump on us and meow loudly right at our faces. We thought this was where it ended, but then the cat meowed loudly for us to get up and open the balcony door, so they could… watch bugs or something, we have no idea. And did it end there? Nope. When 3 am hit, our cat entered a serious zoomies mode. He started parkouring on all the furniture while screaming at ghosts, and we stayed awake.

Since we're already awake, we did some zoomies research and found something that might pass the time - hissterical cat memes for waiting out your cat's zoomies session. Like, you're already awake because your cat decided to cosplay a demon tonight or something, so you might as well enjoy some silly feline funnies while you're at it. All this meowing cat comedy will keep you awake and laughing.

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

We know that we complain about cats being chaotic a lot. We do, we know. It's just not great when their chaos is directed at our favorite vase. But we don't actually hate it. Our cats being chaotic little criminals is one of the things that we love them most about them. Truly. Because it's just… so funny. Cats stealing food off our plates when we turn around for exactly 0.3 seconds? Funny. A cat being on the run after robbing a supermarket and stealing precisely 3 sausages? Hilarious. A delinquent cat stealing socks and causing problems in a couple's marriage? Way funnier than you would think it could be. 

And today, a cat messing with a person and their crows. Yes, messing with them. Because that is exactly what this cat was doing. There is no other way to explain such silly behavior. And we love it. Happy ending for all… more or less. If you consider having 50 crow companions as a result of saving them from the delinquent cat a happy ending, that is. 

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