The Cautionary Tale of Jackalope and Pansy Hopkins

[maggies_lens]

AKA what happens when Maggie has far, far too much chocolate, time on her hands and access to a camera and photoshop :D

Gather 'round, and let me tell you all the Cautionary Tale of a star-crossed young man and his lady love. For this is a love story and it starts with the meeting of two young Easter rabbits, Jackalope, a dashing and charismatic young boy rabbit, and Pansy, a well educated, upper class lady rabbit.






Jackalope met Pansy one fine Easter morning, in a field of green, under the Autumn sun (hey, it's Australian, alright?!?). He looked into her deep chocolate eyes and was hopelessly in love. Pansy took one look at Jackalope's smooth golden fur and matching dashing golden bell on that stylish red ribbon and knew there could never be another for her.


Jackalope and Pansy courted for a few months, and things started getting serious. Until one night when Pansy finally let Jackalope get to 3rd base and take off her bell.


It wasn't until afterwards that she thought about what she should have possibly insisted on...


By then it was too late. Two red lines on the stick could only mean one thing.


Jackalope took the news hard. But he did the honerable thing and they had a shot gun wedding a month later.


Fast foreward 7 months later...


Finally the big day they'd all been waiting for happened: they hatched!


Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Hopkins!


So remember, kids, if it's not on, it's not on!

Comments

[phoenix-rose-up.livejournal.com]

LOL

thanks for giving me a 3am mid-essay laugh :)

[maggies-lens.livejournal.com]

my god that was fast, I only just posted that! :D Glad you enjoyed. I was abit surprised with how well some of those snap shots came out. Butyes, chocolate high for TEH WIN! WHEEEEEEEE!

[phoenix-rose-up.livejournal.com]

well duh its 3am, i am essay writing with msn on hoping for distractions! of course im fast :-p
however I plan on only being up writing another hr or so, with 2 hrs sleep before getting up to hopefully finish the thing off to get it handed in for 9:30 am lol i'm just glad i got the wikipedia page and powerpoint presentation done as those are 100% due at 9:30am lol

gotta love that i'll be pulling the closest thing to an all-nighter for the first time in my university career on the morning of my last lectures lol

[madeyemads.livejournal.com]

You have serious problems.

I have two lindt bunnies sitting in the kitchen. But I think their story would be horror, heads bitten off, then bodies, then the little crumbs of their lives left behind finally vanish into the dark abyss of doom ...

[phoenix-rose-up.livejournal.com]

hahahaha what are you doing essays as well mads? :p because i see those bunnies dying a horrid death right now too. seems to be a recurring theme

[madeyemads.livejournal.com]

Essay proposal and listening to nutrition lectures about sustainable farming. OMG. Well, not really listening. More it's on in the background. Bunnies are doomed.

[phoenix-rose-up.livejournal.com]

lol awesome... not.

poor doomed choco bunnies.

[maggies-lens.livejournal.com]

But they are FUN problems :) AND they involve chocolate! Can't ask for too much more than that. Unless I could find chocolate ponies. Now THERE is trouble just waiting to happen...
I was thinking about doing a horror sequence, but I like to really savour my Lindt bunnies over a couple hours, letting little bits of chocolate melt in my mouth with a sip of a hot cuppa... oh god...

[ilikerivers.livejournal.com]

HHAHAH! and these pics turned out great.

And I'm jealous of your dark lindt bunnies!! I haven't had ANY easter eggs this easter and then when I looked in coles for marked down ones this week there were none! :( I only eat the dark ones, I think I missed out. *steals yours* :P

[maggies-lens.livejournal.com]

Yeah I was a little shocked at how well those worked out, esp considering I didn't actuallyput all that much effort into it to be honest. Just whacked on a lens, trimmed some grass down to have a clear area to shoot and yeah, just had fun.
Yeah I find Lindt go pretty fast. The good quality chocolate always does. I stick to the good stuff only these days which is pretty much only Lindt and Green & Blacks. That choccy is freakin' AWESOME! Mind you I am very partial to Frys Turkish Deligh bars and now and again, Twix :D

[maggies-lens.livejournal.com]

STAY AWAY FROM THE CHOCOLATE BUNNIES, WOMAN!


Well ok, maybe you can have one ;)

[ilikerivers.livejournal.com]

:D

I want it now. :P

[maggies-lens.livejournal.com]

Well you going paddock today? If so, drop me a sms and I'll see what I can do...

[harnessphoto.livejournal.com]

Bahahahahahahaha.... *gasp*...hahahahahahahaha.


O man.
♥

[maggies-lens.livejournal.com]

;) i amuse myself ;)

[sprinklerized.livejournal.com]

ROFL!!!
That was hilaaaarious! Well done with both the pictures and narrative! :D

[maggies-lens.livejournal.com]

*bows* thank you :D