Feeling like a smart ass

[maggies_lens]

Age: I prefer the Herald Sun (only Australian's will get that)

Where did you grow up: who says I did?

What do you call:

1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.
A good place to find tadpoles

2. What the thing you push around the grocery store is called.
Craig

3. A metal container to carry a meal in.
My car when i go get the stuff at the shops

4. The thing that you cook facon and egg-replacer in.
WTF is Facon???? Fried Falcon??? That's evil! And why would I replace the egg? Did it go off?

5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.
bean bag

6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.
I dunno, but it watches me...

7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.
the car

8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages.
useless

9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup?
toast cut into a circle

10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.
toast cut length wise.

11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.
Not enough

12. Shoes worn for sports.
the only ones that matter

13. Putting a room in order.
Going full retard spazz-out.

14. A flying insect that glows in the dark.
I dunno, but I'm sure the ppl of Japan have a lot of them now.

15. The little insect that curls up into a ball.
Any bug pokemon that can use Defence Curl.

16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.
the sling shot >:d.

17. How do you eat your pizza?
usually with my mouth

18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
Bankrupcy

19. What's the evening meal?
whatever the hell i decide to cook

20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
Hell has a rec room????

21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?
a tap....*-_-

Comments

[w-hisp-ered.livejournal.com]

lol!

[maggies-lens.livejournal.com]

;)

[ilikerivers.livejournal.com]

haha. You are a special one. :)

I'm scared of see-saws, I'm one of the statistics that made them take off the handles. I had to have stitches so many times as a kid and one was for see-sawing.

[maggies-lens.livejournal.com]

I can be :)
I liked those things, but mainly for walking on it the middle to try and balance. Fell off many times, but didn't need sewing back up together. Only ever had stitches once, on my side when I had weird freckle removed just in case. Hate those things.

[bxiie.livejournal.com]

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